POPROCKS.COM
The online home of Jess Barron

Web content and community expert, writer, editor, blogger, and internet video producer.
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In 2004, a guy who I don't know named Jeremy Abbate saw my website and wrote a song called "I Wanna Be As Cool As Jessica Barron." It still amuses me. Here's the mp3 and here are the lyrics.

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See how this site looked in 1998
Poprocks.com screenshot from early 1998
and how the place looked in 2000.
Poprocks.com from June 2000
Yahoo counted me as a "cool person" from 1997-2001. How far have I fallen?!
Yahoo counted me among the "Cool People" in 1997-1998.
The internets have come a long way, baby...

November 21, 2003 Never Trust a Hippie
"Never trust a hippie."
-Some incredibly appropriate graffiti I saw on Dolores Street

So, I had my Beetle towed to this garage I go to in my neighborhood that's run by hippies. They told me the problem is a "defective fuel filter," and it's a part that they put into my car this time last year.

I was like, "Umm, you know I could have died when my car decided to stop in the middle of the road and leak tons of gas out the back!"

They were like, "Well, we won't charge you for the labor on that part."

The bill was still somehow $661. They obviously decided to pad the bill in other areas...

After making my wallet substantially lighter, the head hippie, Jerry, offered me a t-shirt celebrating their garage's 25th anniversary. It's emblazoned with a Grateful Dead red rose wrapped around a wrench. It's hot. Yes, I somehow manage to find the humor in these absurd scenarios. It's a talent I've honed.

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posted by Jess Barron @ 2:36 PM