| October 2, 2006 | Do Not Taunt My Marc Jacobs Bag |
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Over the summer, to celebrate my four-year anniversary of working at Yahoo!, I splurged and bought my first very expensive designer handbag. I was able to justify the purchase because I made sure to choose a large, strong shoulder bag that was capable of carrying my laptop and could also function as a carry-on overnight bag for short trips up to Sunnyvale. (After 4 years of toting a laptop around, my big bulky, standard issue Yahoo! backpack had seen better days...) If you want to ogle this fine item, check out this ABC News video where I talk about the most-searched handbags, and show off my own gorgeous handbag for a fleeting moment. The tag that came in the pocket of my Marc Jacobs handbag amuses me. It says: "This Marc Jacobs Collection bag has been made in Italy. Any incidental marks, tonal changes and/or textural variances on the leather This bag enjoys a cool, dry place, like Los Angeles. Can you believe all of these rules for care? It's like everything that might be messed up with the leather "is NOT an imperfection" -- it's a characteristic, and any problems you might have with this bag are DEFINITELY due to your own poor care of the product, i.e. getting it wet, or not putting it inside its dust cover when not in use. I'm not even going to mention how much such a product costs. Also, do not taunt this Marc Jacobs bag. Labels: losangeles, purse, yahoo posted by Jess Barron @ 3:10 PM 
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| October 1, 2006 | I'm Very Knowledgeable About Purses and Janet Jackson's Breasts... |
People have been asking for a link to see the ABC News Yahoo! Top 5 video segment that Heather, LJ, and I appear on each week.  OK, you can have a peak, but only if you promise not to make fun of me for blushing when I talk about Chanel handbags and Janet Jackson getting all naked on magazine covers. Check out the video. Is this what you all expected when I majored in American Culture at Vassar? That I'd build a career of knowing where to find knock-off Gucci bags online and what the story is behind Janet Jackson's "invisible daughter..." Yeah, I thought so, too. Labels: abcnews, americanculture, gucci, handbag, purse, vassar, video, yahoo, yahootop5 posted by Jess Barron @ 4:37 PM
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| August 11, 2006 | I Saw a Grown Woman Cry When Her Water Was Taken Away at LAX... |
I needed to fly up to San Jose from Los Angeles to attend some meetings at Yahoo!s main office up in Sunnyvale, and I had a very tight schedule and was worried about how the airport situation just hours after the announcement of the London terror plot would affect my trip. If I didn't make it through the security lines in time, I would risk missing my flight, and consequently miss all of the fairly important back-to-back meetings I had scheduled.Also, I don't know about you, but it sort of just makes me a tiny bit nervous to get on a plane when I think about bombs going off inside planes filled with people. I tried not to think about that and instead worried about whether or not I would be able to get my toothpaste and deodorant through the security clearance. I only had one bag with me (a beautiful over-sized cream-colored Marc Jacobs purse that I use as my overnight bag which certainly would not have survived being checked through underneath the plane), and I was going on an overnight business trip. I don't know about you, but deodorant and toothpaste rank pretty high on my list of overnight necessities for overnight trips. At LAX haggered travelers were not sure about what they could and could not take onto the airplanes. There was a lot of confusion, because not everyone had had a chance to read the news yet and familiarize themselves with the list of things that were banned. At the security checkpoint, I removed my shoes and put my bag on the x-ray belt and held my breathe as I walked through the metal detector. Luckily, the screeners let my toothpaste and deodorant through. (I had a tiny travel-sized Crest toothpaste, and solid Secret deodorant, so these may have been deemed acceptable. It's hard to say. I didn't ask for clarification, because I didn't want to call attention to these contraband products, lest I risk them being taken away!) Water and drinks were the #1 thing they were taking away from people at LAX. The grown woman in front of me in the security line was brought to tears when her brand new bottle of sparkling Calistoga water was grabbed and pulled out of her bag. "But I just bought this in the airport!" she demanded to the security screener guy. The guy told her that that didn't matter. "You can't take any liquids through to the gates," he said. He told her she had to give it to them. She started to cry, "But can I just have a sip first, please, before you take it away?" People were stressed and it was making everyone thirsty. (It's very dry and warm in Los Angeles, and this adds to the thirsty-factor.) When we landed in San Jose (a much smaller airport in Northern California at the bottom of Silicon Valley), I noticed bins filled with banned items taken away from passengers. I snapped a photo of this one with my cameraphone. At San Jose airport, they were taking away deodorant and toothpaste, in addition to water and beverages. Also, I thought it was interesting that they were taking away chapstick too! I felt so thankful that they didn't take away my lipstick and moisturizer. It's very very dry in California, and it's not recommended to give a presentation with dry skin and chapped lips. Does the foiled London terror plot make you more afraid to fly? Or does it make you more confident about flying? Also, how do you feel about the increase security checks and increased list of banned items to take on planes? Have you had anything weird taken away from you before boarding a plane? Labels: airport, flying, la, plane, purse, security, toiletries, water posted by Jess Barron @ 6:16 AM
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